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Susan G Komen pulling Planned Parenthood funding

Now, I’m a guy, and I certainly haven’t had any experience with breast cancer anywhere in my family, so this isn’t immediately related to me, but it doesn’t mean this type of shit doesn’t annoy me. I...

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Susan G. Komen

Two years ago, I started my breast cancer journey when I was diagnosed with stage 2B cancer. It wasn’t metastatic or anything but 12 surgeries, chemo and losing my hair and strength later, I can...

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Anyone who makes user interface changes.

Hey! You! Yeah, you, company that does [whatever webpage/tool/thing]! Look, I realize you’ve got a bad case of keeping up with the joneses over there, but seriously, stop. Just stop. If facebook makes...

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I will pray for you

To all of you people who consider yourselves “decent Christians/Muslims/Jehovah’s Witnesses/Fill-in-the-Blank”, of all the demented things you can say in any social situation, “I will pray for you” is...

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Why is it sooooo hot?

One of the more interesting phenomena I’ve witnessed over the past 2 decades or so has been the reaction of otherwise smart people (I’m talking about people who have MBAs, for crying out loud, who...

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Foul Abusers of the Drive Through

Many of us don’t agree on a lot of things. Some of us are dog people; others are cat people. Many of us are night people; the rest are certifiably insane. About half of us will vote for Romney; the...

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“I had the weirdest dream last night…”

You’re at your aunt’s house, except she doesn’t really look like your aunt; she looks like your seventh-grade math teacher. She’s tying to tell you something really important but her words come out...

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Facebook Groups

There are many mysteries in the universe, like where did we come from, why are we here, what do women really want, and why do the Cialis commercials put people in separate bath tubs and equate that...

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Worship of Job Creators

There’s been plenty of press lately about “job creators,” which, if you haven’t figured it out yet, is a made-up media code phrase for “rich white guys who don’t want to pay taxes so let’s keep...

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Hyperbole Man

Yesterday, I witnessed a lot of emotions in the wake of the Supreme Court upholding the Affordable Care Act. (For you Canadian and European readers, I know you think we’re all a bunch of fucking...

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